The Pirate Duck

Love-Daddy I need to take a bath

Daddy-What...why we just got home

Love-Cause I all dorty

Daddy-Your dirty from what

(meanwhile Love is holding her pirate duck in her hand)

Love-I dorty from school, I was running round hot scool all day and I dorty

(daddy has her figured out...bath=playing with duck in the water)

Daddy-So you taking a bath doesn't have anything to do with the pirate duck in your hand?

(big smile and mischievous smirk)

Love-that's a gwate idea Dad...wear did you biy it from (in a New York accent)