My hubby volunteered to chaperone Zman's field trip next week.
I have told my hubby that he needs to read the list of rules Zman's teacher sent home and sign and return it.
Me-It's a list of what time you need to be there, what to pack your lunch in...just read it.
Hubby-I am getting Zman and I a 10 foot sub and we are going to sit back and just eat it. I will start at one end and he will start at the other end.
Me-Anyway; you need to pack your lunch in a plastic bag...and please behave...no cursing?
Hubby-Ok but if I slip I can't be held accountable.
Me-Zman please keep an eye on your dad during the field trip.
Hubby-And tell your teacher to stop hitting on me...I keep telling her I am married.