We decided to go to the Outback Steakhouse that just opened in our neighborhood. After being seated and waiting 10 minutes to be acknowledged by our waiter, he showed his face at our table and said he would be with us in 5 minutes...
He returns to the table about 5 minutes later
Waiter- Welcome to Outback...sorry I made you wait it's been crazy today. What can I get you.
Me- We are going to give you the entire order because who knows when we will see you again (laughing)
So we order drinks and then Hubby proceeds:
Hubby-I want to get the Tenderloin and Shrimp...
Waiter- Oh sorry sir, we just ran out of the Tenderloin.
Hubby-Ok...let me get the Steak Salad...that sounds good.
Waiter-Oh I'm sorry we are out of that too because we use the Tenderloin Steak on it.
Hubby-Rachel what do you want? I would get the pasta but I really don't want to get pasta at a steak restaurant.
Me-I'll take the Prime Rib...
Waiter-Wow we are out of that too...I'm really sorry maybe you should have come earlier?
Me-Earlier? Looking at the time...it's 8 o'clock on a Friday night...how much earlier...seriously?
What I wanted to say was "Are you fffffffing kidding me"
Waiter-We have been really busy tonight.
Hubby-Let's go...we came to a Steakhouse to get steak...I don't want fish or chicken.
So after talking with the manager and her apologizing that they are still getting acclimated and knowing how much food to order (what this is a chain restaurant wouldn't they have this figured out by now...does the steak truck come in first thing in the morning or are the Saturday customers screwed too) she offered us dinner for two on our next visit. Since it's free I will give them another chance. And she threw in a Bloomin Onion...YUM!
Isn't their motto now "Crave on". Be careful though when it's "on" because they may be out of steak...I kid people!